The state trooper walks up.
Sir do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Care to enlighten me as to what the rush is?

The contrite driver replies:
Officer, my wife left me for a state trooper.
I thought you were trying to give her back!

-OMotS


"If memory serves fails me..."
Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "

Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.