Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly. I shall be sober in the morning....

Lady Astor to Churchill: Sir, if you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.
Churchill: If you were my wife I'd drink it.

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