Coincidentally the wife and I were telling the kids about picnic hams when we were kids for Easter. None of the spiral ham stuff back in the 70's.

We got some of them jelly glasses around here somewhere. Haven't seenem in a few decades though. Remember the grandparents using them for breakfast juice glasses.

"Maybe we're all happy."

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."