Originally Posted by wabigoon
This farmer is cleaning out his machine shed on a rainy day.

He picks up an old bottle, out comes a Genie.

Three wishes, hmmm, I want a new tractor, all the bells, and whistles. I'll sleep on the next wish.

I wish for 5 dollar corn. I'll sleep on the last wish.

A few weeks later. I want 5 dollar corn.


I gave you 5 dollar corn, didn't you sell?

No, I though it might go to 6, so I could cut my losses a bit more.

(Added for authenticity.)


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Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)

Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.