Yes I am very happy.
Well, sort of happy.
I mean, I might not always be happy, but mostly happy.
Sometimes I might not be so happy.
What is being happy anyway?
Why do you ask?
Did someone tell you to ask me that?
Who are you really?
I do not wish to give a statement.
I refuse to answer all questions.
If you continue to harass me I will get a restraining order.
Leave me alone!
I will sue!!!
