This appears to be The Onion kind of material, and far too good to be true.
After the things we have all seen transpire in this wretched and broken world, it is hard to believe in real justice, even though we all are aware of those who deserve it but never seem to have it pronounced upon them for the betterment of our lives and society.
All I can do is hope this is all true and America can once again be what the Founders intended and fought for, because no one else will.
