If I were a forward observer and Ben Sasse and Warren Buffet were both in the same foxhole as I was, I’d call in an air strike on myself.

My sincere apologies to the rest of the country!


“My horn is full and my pouch is stocked with ball and patch. There is a new, sharp flint in my lock and my rifle and I are ready. It is sighted true and my eyes can still aim.”
Kaywoodie