Recent catagories for me are;

The decibel level woke me from a dead sleep.
Or
The stench woke me from a dead sleep.

Both can have serious side effects.


Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester

"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."

WS