https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa7Ehl9UcHY&t=375s

So let me get this straight: Y'all got deer coming out of your orifices, and you can't figure out what to do?

This is not to throw shade on any of y'all, but it would occur to me that there is a solution here. I don't think many Americans realize that you're having the problem, otherwise we'd be happy to help.

Me? I'm kind up to my eyebrows with the long-legged rats myself. I own a 200-acre farm in the middle of cattle country in NE Kentucky. I've got to stay where I am and concentrate on the home front. I'm in a zone that allows unlimited antlerless harvest during a 5-month season. My only limit is my freezer space. As it is, I've got them coming up and peeking in the windows. However, I'm sure there are plenty of folks who'd love to come over and help out.

If you put together a package of cheap flights, decent accommodations, and a reasonable way to get trophies home, I'm sure the world would flock to your door.


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