I have a wedding to attend this weekend. I like the bride and groom but the whole deal is silly. People traveling in some cases thousands of miles to come sweat their collective asses off at an outdoor wedding in east TX. Thousands of dollars spent on clothes and shoes that’ll never be worn again plus all the other foofoora that goes along with it.
I like my grandparents’ style, they got married on a Sunday afternoon in the spring in the preacher’s yard with only my Grandad’s dad as the witness. Paid the preacher $5 and charged headlong into life together. Been 69 years this past month.
