I had a penguin dive out of the sky and almost peck my eyes out while I was eating a can of sardines on a cold frosty snowy day under a palm tree in Puerto Rico a number of years ago!
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"The reason a dog has so many friends, He wags his tail instead of his tongue."
"I don't always listen to Black Sabbath, But when I do so do the neighbors."
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