Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson. For some reason that idiotic song was insanely popular for a while, and it was hard to go anywhere without hearing it. Couldn't go to a wedding or really any event where they wouldn't play it. Took me way too long to get that ear worm out of my head. I hear the first notes of that song, and it gets turned off immediately, or it will trigger a days or weeks long ear worm session. I was pretty insane about it. I would walk out of anywhere it was playing. Old lady knew if that song came on, she wouldn't be able to find me for a few minutes.

That and rap.


Guns are responsible for killing as much as Rosie O'Donnel's fork is responsible for her being FAT.