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Ol' Boudreaux been fishin' down by de bayou all day an he done run outta night crawlers.He 'bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decided to steal dat froggie. Dat snake, he a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had to be real careful or he'd git bit. He snuk up de behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm tryin' to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him had a real good grip on his haid, yeh. Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can.
Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he has a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snake's mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to fishin'.
A while later Boudreaux feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe.He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wit two more frogs