Originally Posted by slumlord
I think 6 slices of genoa salami gave me some myocarditis yesterday afternoon.

Chased it with a Big Red soda

All I ate all day, maybe it was just a greasy-sugary depth charge that got me.

Man I dropped two nitros and chilled out for a few hours staring at the ceiling fan

Who the fugg eats all the hamburgers and steaks and hams you're always buying and leaves you nothing but salami ?