I think 6 slices of genoa salami gave me some myocarditis yesterday afternoon.
Chased it with a Big Red soda
All I ate all day, maybe it was just a greasy-sugary depth charge that got me.
Man I dropped two nitros and chilled out for a few hours staring at the ceiling fan
Who the fugg eats all the hamburgers and steaks and hams you're always buying and leaves you nothing but salami ?