I like beans in my chili, and I hate Brussels sprouts. Blueberries belong only in pancakes and muffins and waffles. Pomegranates taste like schit. Anyone caught putting cheese on a perfectly good apple pie needs their ass kicked.

I like the 270 AND women. I hate the NFL and the NBA. Soccer is for poor foreigners who can only afford a ball and need a game to play.

Peanut butter pie is the best substance on the planet and the 308 is a big waste of brass.

Vegetables do not belong in jello. Pineapples do not belong on pizza.

Whew. I think I got it all out.

Last edited by mjbgalt; 09/09/21.