That stuff you listed is soooooo heavy and totally unwoke.

Instead, you should have healthy food. Start with plates of tofu, alfalfa stems, bean sprouts, folded spinach leaves, kale, and sliced Brussel sprouts marinated in virgin olive oil. Dessert should be baked acorns with a few dribbles of organic honey. Your guests will thank you profusely for helping them to "eat healthy."

Trust me. grin

L.W.


"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)