EMBRACE TOLERANCE!
Canadian Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster, speaking in
Ontario, says: "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are
against another mosque being built in Toronto."
"I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant,
regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus, the mosque should be
allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, The Turban Cowboy,
and the other, a topless bar, would be called You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, bcalled Iraq of
Ribs."
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the
goods, and on the other side, a liquor store called Morehammered."
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us.
Yes, we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing
this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point, it is
either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to
put your camel to bed.
