“Sorry! We haven’t got the money to R&D/produce a new Savage 99, like THOUSANDS of you have asked for in the last 30 years, but we managed to develop a $1400 straight-pull bolt action, that no one asked for, EVER!!”
Sincerely,
Savage Rifles
Well done sir. If your day job goes to schidt, you have a place at the Babylon Bee for sure.