All I think about when I see those hairy little phuquers is that monkey jungle park that used to be in Florida. Wife said when she was a little girl they went there and said her grandma was with em. Whole time they were dodging monkey turds and monkey pee. And other body fluids. She would tell that story and I would laugh for hours. Said grandma really hated em!


Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester

"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."

WS