When I was a senior in high school, by buddy hooked me up with his girlfriend’s little sister who was a freshman. This was right before Christmas.
I bought her a gift and wrapped it up. Little did I know that their family opened gifts, one at a time taking turns, in front of everyone on Christmas Eve.
Needless to say I was sweating bullets as I had bought the girl a pair of edible underwear (think 2oz fruit roll-up thong).
She opened it and quickly chucked it to the side as everyone was distracted. Her senile grandmother “wakes up” from her rocking chair and proceeds to ask “what was that - what did you get.” The youngest daughter (age 13) grabs the gift and holds it up for all to see.
Dad (Joe) just looked at me and pointed to the door.
I never went back, and have no idea what my gift was.
Last edited by Stammster; 12/31/21.
