Got so drunk on shine one time , I was setting on the couch feeling the need to dump , held to the walls , made it to bathroom , set down , suddenly got sick , jumped up to puke in the commode forgetting why I was in there and ended up puking in the commode and shiiting in the trash can and on the wall .
Wondered were everybody was next morning till I set up and looked around .
Dog house big time , and one miserable clean up , was a year before I could even stand to smell shine .
Then there was the time I was shacked up with this gal at a trailer park , came rolling in , she at the time was walking through the hallway , found out shortly .
After hitting the trailer tongue and knocking the trailer off the blocks , breaking the water line and sewer line .
Dog house again , and drove five miles to my uncle’s to get a couple jacks and jack it back up and onto the blocks , then go get the shiit to fix the water and sewer , how the hell I managed all that I don’t know .
But it was a long night .
Could have been the irate little gal that got her feet knocked out from under her as she was walking through the hallway , LMAO , hot dam she was jumping mad !
