These three Iowa cousins are in a life raft after being in a ship torpedoed in The South Pacific.
A bottle show up, and they paddle to it. A genie with three wishes!
The oldest, says, This is Thanksgiving day back home. I have a sweet young wife, and a baby boy I've never seen. They are all at my parent's home for dinner.
I sure wish I was back there withe them. Poof!, He is gone!!
Seconded cousin, I didn't have a wife, but I have a sweet young girlfriend. I'm sure she is there as well.
I wish I was there with all of them. POOF!! Gone!
Third, and younest, sniff, sniff, I don;t have a wife, or even a girlfriend, my cousin's are the only friends I have. I shure wish they we back here with me.
