Boxers.

Boxers don't work so well for hard work. I've ripped the crotch out of several pairs, which could be due to that fact that my boxers are about a decade old, or could be due to my enormous hog - pretty sure it's my giant hog.

I know I should probably get some of those stretchy "Action" brief/boxers, like they sell at Duluth Trading, but I just can't bring myself to order any. Seems like some kind of horrible betrayal, not to mention they're g-ay as f*ck.

l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue