Man living on $13.67 an hour sucks sometimes one of the downsides is potential food poisoning. I been running around here like a cat with an m80 shoved up it ass. I got diarrhea really bad. That jelly I found the other day passed the smell test. But this jelly from my pb&j earlier gots my stomach in a knot, having one leg shorter than other makes it a real pain in the ass to even walk fast let alone try to run..
Damn, that's tough. How many times did you shìt your pants today?
