One of the "moderators" on a forum I visit gets his manties in a wad every time I call him "Cartman". He's an old geezer who used to be a County Mountie in Oklahoma, but since he's gotten too old and feeble to ride herd on the local cowboys and Cherokees in his home town, now he's become a keyboard commando. It must suck to have to try to intimidate people with a computer instead of a badge and a set of blue lights!
Next time I wanna get into a dust up with someone, I'm gonna call him Cartman
