The last thing I want this time of year is to be traipsing around the dank buggy woods looking for rodents. Given the chance, I will sit in the shade and try to shoot chucks off someone’s beans or corn, but getting such a chance is a rare occurrence around here. Most won’t even let you hunt deer, that can eat 10# a beans each in a night, for fear a wounded one might step on some of them.


What fresh Hell is this?