You guys are dreaming. There's no girl so ugly that NO ONE will do her. Even they will get pretty enough at bar closing time. Lots of guys aren't a bit picky and they carry a backpack full of large paper bags. They figure anything is better than none.
I read an article a couple years ago about a guy who married a woman so fat that he couldn't reach her. To get her pregnant, her mother and sister held back the fat on her legs so he could get to her.
