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A man goes into a bar and sits down followed by an ostrich, he orders a bear and a steak the birds I will have the same after eating the man asks how much the bartender tells him he reaches in his pocket and gives the bartender the exact amount with 15 % tip the next day he comes back and again has the exact amount, this goes on for two weeks , then instead of the steak he orders chicken one day and still he has the exact change. the bartender is just busting and he blurts out how do you always have the correct amount? Well says the guy I found this lamp and the genie gave me three wishes and for my first i wished that however much I needed to pay a bill I would always have it
the bartender asks so if you go to a Rolls Royce dealer and Yes I would have the exact change taxes tag and all
bartender says wow that is smart your second wish
A long and healthy life
another good choice whats with the bird?
oh for my third wish i wished for a chick with long legs who always agreed with me
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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