So 4 of us take a road trip to visit a friend, while we are away one of the members of our group has his granddaughter house sitting. Only rule your boyfriend is not allowed over. That lasted about two days. Her mom walks in boyfriend has pants off, daughter is completely naked. The excuse is they went for ice cream and it was so hot it melted all over them so they went to the grandfather's house to get changed because there was cream all over the place and everything was sticky. Needless to say we had some lively ball busting sitting around the fire drinking bourbon. Nothing like being in the process of taking a sip of bourbon and blowing it out your nose from laughing so hard.

Last edited by Irving_D; 09/21/22.

You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute