Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by 1beaver_shooter
Never hit one ,but drove past a bunch that were eating roadkill .when the flock got up one managed to take a dump allover the windshield and roof of the car ,had to stop at the first place I could and hose it off then to the car wash for a major cleaning ,stinkyest plie ever ,still can make me want to gag just thinking about it.

They puke out what they've eaten to take off faster. Had a big, bloody wad of puke hit the windshield when I barely missed a buzzard once. Like you said, it was a tad stinky.

Only time I actually hit a buzzard, it glanced off the windshield, but not before knocking an egg out, that splattered all over the glass and roof. That required a quick car wash too.

laffin’

A blue heron is just the opposite, it’ll schitt about 1/2 gallon of greasy crap to gain momentum quicker! laugh sick
I had a near miss on a buzzard In the great state of FL one time.