Originally Posted by UncleAlps
German Bolagna is good. More like salami.

Regular Baloney is terrible. Can't stand the taste or texture. Those of you who put peanut butter on your baloney sammich need put on the watch list.

Liverwurst and Baloney are about equals. May as well be eating headcheese.
Headcheese is good if you make it yourself with pork butts and gelatin, and leave the brains in the garbage can.


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