FUNNY indeed.
Story; Offshore Rig co-worker/friend, Jerry C. from Foxworth, Ms.
He had an old International Scout 4x4, [removable roof/doors] and was doing what all non city-slickers have done, riding around drinking a beer or three.
Someone out there had a pack of dogs that chased every vehicle that came by, he said you could go slow and taunt them and they'd chase you for miles.
He decided to cut a couple of donuts to razz them up. Wound up running too deep down in the ditch rolled the Scout onto its side and his leg was pinned under the side of the Scout.
The dogs lit into him, trying to kill him, One had a hold of his scalp ripping him up, he was able to get his pocket knife out and go to war with the dogs. He said the fight lasted for 30 minutes stabbing/slashing the pack of dogs. A couple of the leaders of the pack had walked off and died within a few feet of him from the stabbing/slashing.
When someone finally came by and helped him - he had six dead dogs laying around the vehicle and a couple of wounded still alive. He said the ground was covered in blood and he was bloody from head to toe.
I forget how many stitches he got - a lot maybe 50-60.
Mid-size Buck Knife.
Over.
