I would not be surprised if they trot out Beto.
He meets all Dem requirements:
* History of nonproductivity- check
* Repeat the mantra - evil corporation, guns bad, ....for the children - check
* Be skinny, roll up your sleeves like BHO holding a mic (you folksy guy you) and say nothing of substance - check
* Pretend intellect - check
* Criminal record- check
* Sketchy parents- check
* Make housewives think you would find them attractive - check
His prob is his skin color
