Originally Posted by Dave_Spn
I got a kick out of the "is there an exotic hardwood dealer in your area."

If you live in the Great Out Yonder, probably not. But if you live within driving distance of a metropolitan area (which means a helluva lot of Americans anymore) there's lots of exotic hardwood dealers to be found. ("Exotic" defined as stuff not found locally, not necessarily weird unheard of species from Africa, Asia, and South America.)

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