The Social Security Disability people have give me a well-earned raise and are gonna buy me a new scooter, but I can't decide which model. What do you think?

I really like this sumbitch. Very rugged and manly, but I have a couple of concerns. Not sure it will fit the aisles at walmarks, and the weight limit is 500 pounds so I'm gonna have to go on a diet. But I like that it has a bed in the back to haul my Lil Debbies and Mountain Dew.

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My other choice is this pimped out model. It's stylish and will get me laid, but I can't haul any 2 liters or tater chips, and I think my belly would get into the steering column.

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So which do I go for, the rugged outdoors model or the pùssy magnet?

Last edited by auk1124; 04/06/23.