Symptoms of chronic estrogen poisoning:
yelling at me for something the dog did
works out at the gym with weights every day but can't lift a half full trash bag
5 minute memory for good things I've done for her
485 year memory including past lives for bad things I've done, said, or not said
fills the sink with 3 gallons of water and 1/2 a bottle of dish soap to wash one dish
refusal to learn to operate a toilet seat
unable to choose the right kitchen utensil
unable to use any mechanical device more complex than a spoon
compulsive desire to occupy all available closet space with clothes never worn
stabs amazon boxes with scissors to open them
