reading this is funny.... I am currently shopping for a scooter.... 650cc-900cc is what I am looking for...

This is how my buying will go down if you are a seller.

First, it will be just what I am looking for. I will exchange e-mails with the seller to make sure he is the seller and has clean title in hand...

Then we will agree on the price. The price has to be worked out before I will even drive to look at it.

When I get to the buyer.... I will ask to see the title, look at the tire ware to make sure it matches the miles on the bike. I will check the oil. Ask to start the motor and put it in gear to make sure clutch is good.

If it all checks out.... no heckling... no kicking the dirt.... no test drive... look for a flat spot to count out the bills. Make sure the title is signed. shake hands. and load up. 

Drive safe.


Well... we have come to the point.... where... the parasites are killing the host. It's only a matter of time now.

They only win.... when they cheat.