Ladies,
Keep Pretending aloud,as you "live" vicarously...you "lucky" kchunts. Hint. Congratulations?!?
Fhuqking LAUGHING!.............
It's not your fault. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT STICK. I know throwing rifles in the creek hurts you more than it hurts us. But you have to keep doing it. Do it for all of us.
I hope the rest of you are happy with imagination and pretend.