Originally Posted by 5sdad
From Killing Patton by O'Reilly and Dugard: "Bradley has allowed a group of professional American baseball players to tour the area the Germans are now attacking. The alluring film actress Marlene Dietrich is also on hand. She has just finished performing in the Belgian crossroads town of Bastogne. Tonight she is scheduled to put on a show for the men of the Ninety-Ninth Division in the Belgian hamlet of Honsfeld. That concert has been abruptly canceled."

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