Ok...since we need regime change in Syria because Assad is going to allow the wrong pipeline to cross his desert.....and Iran is supporting Syria....Iran wants to nuke all Jews but they can't borrow or buy a bomb....because there are no pipelines in paradise....the US has to pay billions so that the only country that has attacked us in forever (Saudi Arabia) can go on and sponsor their own pipeline to Europe because we blew up Russia's pipeline and Europe doesn't want to buy natural gas at mini bar prices. But the Saudis don't want to nuke the Jews....just Americans.
