"Speedy," my friend Set's ocelot,* wasn't ordinarilly stinky enough to be memorable, but his farts were horrible enough to rate a special note in the Guinness book of records.

Indescribable

Unforgettable

It's also memorable that he peed straight to the rear.

*wild, spotted Central American cat similar to a leopard


"Good enough" isn't.

Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.