I was in the Army National Guard, an Army National Guard recruiter, and I got nobody to join because I told the truth.

The only way to get 90% of the recruits is to lie through your teeth as a recruiter.

Jorge is right, if you want recruits without lying bring back the draft and enlist slaves.


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