I'm having a hard time here.....
when "SHTF"

should I go with cheap "off the Shelf" after shave,....

or use the disgusting "Expensive" stuff my girlfriend gave me ?

what would be proper,....seein' as I might get kilt ?

Thank you, for your perspicacious, and well advised coaching on this,......I've lost way too much sleep, ...worrying .

GTC

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-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain