Here's some good old guy fodder. This is mainly for old guys who text on their phones, but could apply here too.
� ATD - At the Doctor's
� BFF - Best Friends Funeral
� BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
� BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
� CBM - Covered by Medicare
� CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
� DWI - Driving While Incontinent
� FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
� FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
� FYI - Found Your Insulin
� GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
� GHA - Got Heartburn Again
� HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
� IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
� LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
� LOL - Living on Lipitor
� LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
� OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
� OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
� ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
� TOT - Texting on Toilet
� TTYL - Talk to You Louder
� WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
� WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
� WTP - Where're the Prunes
� WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
