my brother played hooky from work to hunt the deer opener. he wasn't sure what he was going to use as an excuse but when he sighted his rifle in he got scoped pretty good.
went to work the next day and had a great lie- hurt his head working on his house and that's why he called off.
the janitor walked by and said "you know, that looks like a scope..."
my brother interrupted him with "yeah, does sort of look like that huh?"
lol
