Now listen up, I am an ex-spurt......the real reason SWAT or any other police agency buys these types of evil things, is so they can moniter internet message boards and find out who the real kooks are. Until the internet was invented they had no way to get past the tin-foil hats.......so if you cant beat them you implant someone to get them to join, or disagree......and then they start rectally inserting the mind control devices.
haven't any of you guys been visited by the dudes in the glowing saucers yet? Take a twist out of your foil hats and embrace the knowledge of the other worldly beings who are trying to contact you through Hustler magazines and slim jim's (their first attempt was beer Hustler's and cheeto's, but to many people questioned their orange peckers)
That is all...
