Mr Smith, I understand you are a chef?
Yes sir.
How many knives do you own?
A few, of course I have some for work, and some for hobby.
Do you sharpen your own knives, Mr Smith?
Why yes I do.
Do you carefully hone the edges so to be as sharp as possible Mr Smith?
Yes sir.
Did you use one of those carefully honed and polished knives to stab your assailant? (Of course it would be "the law abiding plaintiff")
No I used a dull butterknife, because that was all I had at the time.
So you are a professional user of knives Mr Smith, even dull butter knives?
I could go on and on with that one...
