Speakin' o'which,...as soon as the Thanksgiving festivities are over,..I gotta knock off my annual 20 lbs.
,...had to go up in the attic here while back and dig out my fat britches again.
Didn't used to be much of an issue to knock off 20 lbs,...but once ya hit 50 years old,..you got to eat less than your skinny ass cat to take off any weight.
To make matters worse,...anytime I get below 190 lbs, my wife thinks I'm fixin' ta chit and die and starts draggin' home all kinds of pastries from the grocery store.
It's hard to take off weight when you can turn in all four directions and see a fuggin' do-nut.
,...crazy ass women, anyway.
