Some suggested additions from an admitted outsider...

35. American property values don't seem too bad.
36. The election is decided before you vote, and you're used to the idea.
37. You've bragged that the "X-files" was filmed there.
38. You moved there yourself, but now complain that it's too crowded.
39. The thought of renting your place out for big $$$ during the olympics has crossed your mind.
40. You thought the Canucks' O'Henry bar uniforms weren't that bad.