I've stolen beer from bunches of people.
Travis
Way back in the olden days (70's) I heard about "this guy" who stole wine from the Circle K that was right behind his house just a half block away.
He'd go into the store with four or five friends wearing a ski coat (winter time) and everyone would disperse throughout the store. "This guy" would walk down the wine isle, grab a bottle of Boone's Farm, stuff it down the front of his pants (neck first), and put both hands in his pockets. Then he'd walk up to cash register when another guy actually bought something and walk out with the crew.
It worked every time but "this guy" only did it a couple of times before realizing just how stoopid this was. When "this guy" turned eighteen all of that kind of stoopid criminal BS came to an end ... forever.
